In Other News...

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For our first story scientists have discovered 5 new genes associated with Alzheimer's. They believe that Alzheimer's is 90% genetic and if the 10 genes associated with Alzheimer's can be treated then they can decrease the number of Alzheimer's cases by 60%!

For our first story scientists have discovered 5 new genes associated with Alzheimer's...

Whoa! Déjà Vu...

For the second story of the day tsunami-ravaged Japan has been having problems with the amount of Nuclear waste being spilled into the pacific ocean. Here at 'Something Interesting' we are concerned for our readers health so we have put together a list of rules to follow to avoid radiation poisoning:

                      1. Do Not Eat Multi-Eyed Fish (our scientists have proven that there is something... 'fishy' about them).

                      2. Do Not Drop Your Kids Into Vats of Nuclear Waste to Acquire Super Powers (it works in comic books but several parents here at 'Something Interesting' say otherwise).

                      3. If You Happen to Stumble Across a Place Like This...

                  

.... On Your Family Vacation DRIVE THE OTHER WAY! (our WoW experts report that without epic armour you do not stand a chance!)

                      Finally

                      4. For Anyone Who Decided to Try Rule #2 Anyways Please Contact us at This Number 905-235-8524 Immediately

Finally for our last story of the day a dog swept away in the Japan tsunami has been reunited with her family. The dog survived three weeks in an abandoned house floating off shore. Upon seeing the rescue footage the dog's owner went and claimed the pet and yes... It has been a slow week here at 'Something Interesting'.

Finally for our last story of the day a dog swept away in the Japan tsunami has been...

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