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For our first story Calgary zoo officials have started a contest to name their newest addition to their zoo. It is open to all Albertans. The female calf was born last weekend, the first in 26 years. Zoo officials will choose the name from posts on Facebook. They do however require authentication of completing this online test : http://www.quizrocket.com/redneck-test. They request anyone receiving a score of 'Red-Neck' please refrain from submitting a name.
For our next story of the day Miley Cyrus and Charlie Sheen have been trading tweets on Twitter. It appears she is a big fan of both the former 'Two And A Half Men' star and of Conan O'Brien... Do I really have to say it? Honestly? Can someone else say it, or do I have to?.. Fine!
It seems like the recent nude photos of the former Hannah Montana are being put to good use.
For the final story of the evening in the recent Canadian election prime-minister Stephen Harper and current Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff go head to head. Both trading remarks such as "Yo Mama..." and "He's So Fat..." an all out brawl is predicted very soon, by our political scientists here at 'Something Interesting'.
Although this is very ...Fascinating... we at 'Something Interesting' have this to say:
"Ahem. Who cares?"
Well put! Well put... Perhaps Jack Layton may throw a few punches as well...?
"Highly unlikely," says our scientists. "Considering his hip
replacement... And his Alzheimer's."
For the final story of the evening in the recent Canadian election prime-minister Stephen Harper...
I feel like I am repeating myself? <--- For those not understanding the joke please read here:
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
In Other News...
Where does all the News that doesn't make it to the papers go? Does it just... disappear? No of course not! It comes here...
For our first story scientists have discovered 5 new genes associated with Alzheimer's. They believe that Alzheimer's is 90% genetic and if the 10 genes associated with Alzheimer's can be treated then they can decrease the number of Alzheimer's cases by 60%!
For our first story scientists have discovered 5 new genes associated with Alzheimer's. They believe that Alzheimer's is 90% genetic and if the 10 genes associated with Alzheimer's can be treated then they can decrease the number of Alzheimer's cases by 60%!
For our first story scientists have discovered 5 new genes associated with Alzheimer's...
Whoa! Déjà Vu...
For the second story of the day tsunami-ravaged Japan has been having problems with the amount of Nuclear waste being spilled into the pacific ocean. Here at 'Something Interesting' we are concerned for our readers health so we have put together a list of rules to follow to avoid radiation poisoning:
1. Do Not Eat Multi-Eyed Fish (our scientists have proven that there is something... 'fishy' about them).
2. Do Not Drop Your Kids Into Vats of Nuclear Waste to Acquire Super Powers (it works in comic books but several parents here at 'Something Interesting' say otherwise).
3. If You Happen to Stumble Across a Place Like This...
.... On Your Family Vacation DRIVE THE OTHER WAY! (our WoW experts report that without epic armour you do not stand a chance!)
Finally
4. For Anyone Who Decided to Try Rule #2 Anyways Please Contact us at This Number 905-235-8524 Immediately
Finally for our last story of the day a dog swept away in the Japan tsunami has been reunited with her family. The dog survived three weeks in an abandoned house floating off shore. Upon seeing the rescue footage the dog's owner went and claimed the pet and yes... It has been a slow week here at 'Something Interesting'.
Finally for our last story of the day a dog swept away in the Japan tsunami has been...
Ever get the feeling like you have said something before?
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