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For our first story Calgary zoo officials have started a contest to name their newest addition to their zoo. It is open to all Albertans. The female calf was born last weekend, the first in 26 years. Zoo officials will choose the name from posts on Facebook. They do however require authentication of completing this online test : http://www.quizrocket.com/redneck-test. They request anyone receiving a score of 'Red-Neck' please refrain from submitting a name.
For our next story of the day Miley Cyrus and Charlie Sheen have been trading tweets on Twitter. It appears she is a big fan of both the former 'Two And A Half Men' star and of Conan O'Brien... Do I really have to say it? Honestly? Can someone else say it, or do I have to?.. Fine!
It seems like the recent nude photos of the former Hannah Montana are being put to good use.
For the final story of the evening in the recent Canadian election prime-minister Stephen Harper and current Liberal leader Michael Ignatieff go head to head. Both trading remarks such as "Yo Mama..." and "He's So Fat..." an all out brawl is predicted very soon, by our political scientists here at 'Something Interesting'.
Although this is very ...Fascinating... we at 'Something Interesting' have this to say:
"Ahem. Who cares?"
Well put! Well put... Perhaps Jack Layton may throw a few punches as well...?
"Highly unlikely," says our scientists. "Considering his hip
replacement... And his Alzheimer's."
For the final story of the evening in the recent Canadian election prime-minister Stephen Harper...
I feel like I am repeating myself? <--- For those not understanding the joke please read here:
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