In Other News...

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For our first story of the week law officials have uncovered a plot to smuggle drugs into Canada. The smugglers had come up with a creative scheme involving: cocain, marijuana, pineapples, and watermelon. We here at 'Something Interesting' discovered this plot quite awhile ago when concerned callers reported "something fruity" with the fruit, and of course being concerned for out readers we had the fruit tested.

We must admit it was the best fruit salad we have ever had.              

  


For our next story of the day the U.S. is rumoured to cut 100,000 of its troops for a 'leaner, smaller military'. Curious about what our fellow Canadians we interviewed several of them, and here's what they said:
            "What do they need so many troops for, eh?"
and
           "That's like cutting our entire army!"
and of course
           "When's the next hockey game on?"

The final story for this week Google may know more (or less) about you than you think! Log onto your Google account, go to ad preferences and see what it says about you. However some people are quite ticked off about this. Most of us at 'Something Interesting' fall under the ticked category as Google apparently believes I am a 35 year old female interested in making sandwiches, and doing what I'm told. Well guess what Google? I'm actually 34! So HA!

This has been 'In Other News...'

I am the author, the editor, and the female stuck making sandwiches for the male staff.

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