In Other News...

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For our first story the TML (Toronto Maple Leafs - for those of you have never heard of the team) are losing their temper with the fans who continue to throw EGGO waffles onto the ice in mid game. They would very much appreciate an immediate end to this, as they feel it may cost them this year's cup. Fans have other opinions:

                "I think next time instead of throwing waffles, we should throw season tickets."
                "Their temper isn't the only thing the Leafs have been losing... For the past 40 years."

Sorry TML looks like your 40 year losing streak will continue but, on the bright side, we all know where to go for free breakfast! L'Eggo my Eggo.



Next Chris Brown has recently finished Anti-Domestic Violence class and Brown has something to say:

             "Boys run from their mistakes .... Men learn from them!"

Rihanna has this to say:

             "Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive..... off a bridge."

Well put Rihanna... Well put.


For our final story a Toronto police officer has been charged with assaulting a G20 protester. Apparently the officer beat the stage designer with a baton, broke his nose and then his cheek. Adam Nobody will make a full recovery from his physical injuries but psychologists are skeptical as to wether or not he will recovery mentally. Doctors beleive the damage caused by his last name may be too severe.


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